Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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