I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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