You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Your cock deserves a montage
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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