what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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