Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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