You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
my shit smells like andre
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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