My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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