Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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