Well apparently he's into motor boating.
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you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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