Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just forgot I was standing up.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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