I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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