It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Randomize
