i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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