I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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