And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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