sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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