Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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