She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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