Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I have post one night stand depression
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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