If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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