He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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