This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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