Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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