Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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