just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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