wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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