how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
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I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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