Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
i think my cat just said my name.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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