Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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