are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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