i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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