So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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