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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Someone came in the potted fern
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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