She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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