Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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