I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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