i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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