Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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