you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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