Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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