Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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