Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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