Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I could make wine with my vomit
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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