Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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