How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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