i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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