i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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