I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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