the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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