I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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