Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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