He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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