The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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