hell yes lets make some ravioli
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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