it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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