I puked a lego.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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