Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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